A Lesson For Lindsay Lohan

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night before disqualified Tour de France winner Floyd Landis joined the show: “I’ve been reading all the different stories. And we’ll find out when he gets out here. But one point, they said, his high testosterone level is due to a night of heavy drinking. Yeah, he still manages to show up the next day on time. So see that, Lindsay Lohan? It can be done.”