A Night Spent Stuck In The Britney Spears Zone

Alex Beam of the Boston Globe stayed a night at the $349-a-night Britney Spears room at the Onyx Hotel, and wasn’t impressed, calling the room “the fourth circle of hell.” Beam writes, “So what are the digs like? Designed by Britney’s mother, Lynne, they purport to resemble part of the family homestead in Kentwood, La. The decor looks like someone’s design scheme for a high-end New Orleans brothel, which is not to suggest that either Ms. Spears or I have first-hand knowledge of that environment.” Read more.