Aguilera Named Top Of The Pops Singer Of The Year

Top of the Pops has dubbed Singer of the Year for 2003. They write, “She may dress like someone nicked all the mirrors and lightbulbs in her house, but there is no doubting the power of Christina’s mighty tonsils. In fact, the trumpets that knocked the walls of Jericho down were just a thin man’s guff by comparison. Ironic considering that when she first started singing, Mariah Carey (who’s no stranger to powerful lungs herself) thought she was such a copycat she took to calling her ‘Mini-Me’. Bet those words don’t bring her down today.” Meanwhile, *NSYNC star Justin Timberlake has been dubbed Most Buff Bloke, while Blue took home Band of the Year.


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10 thoughts on “Aguilera Named Top Of The Pops Singer Of The Year

  1. single_female_lawyer says:

    GO Chris you da best. JT is the most buffest for sure. He may have chicken legs but he is still the buffest. but I hate that word ‘bloke’ it sounds so retarded :(

  2. BLUEGEMINI7 says:

    WHAT ELSE IS NEW! OF COURSE SHE IS THE BEST FEMALE SINGER OF THE YEAR, WHO WERE THEY GONNA GIVE IT TO? CHRIS IS W/O ANY DOUBT THE BEST SINGER/PERFORMER OUT THERE. CONGRATULATIONS! X-TINA’S ALBUM WENT UP FROM 71 TO 63 AND THE VOICE WITHIN IS #18 IN THE TOP 40 TRACKS. OH! IN THE ZONE WENT FROM 10 TO 13 IN THE BILLBOARDS 200 ALBUMS. EVEN HILLARY DUFF IS BEATING OUT HER SUPPOSED MENTOR BY AN EMBARRASSING LEAD. AND ALICIA KEYS DON’T SEEM TO BE HAVING THE STRUGGLES THAT BRIT IS HAVING WITH HER NEW ALBUM. WHO WOULD HAVE IMAGINE ALICIA KEYS IS MORE APPEALING AND POPULAR THAN BRITNEY. I MEAN IS X-MAS, PEOPLE ARE GIVING BUT THEY ARE GIVING ALICIA KEYS ALBUM. LOL. WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON? BRIT IS #1 IN THE HOT DANCE MUSIC CATEGORY. THAT IS WHERE SHE BELONGS!

  3. jimmypee says:

    go Christina. Queen Of Pop. and Stripped and Justified were voted the albums of the year too, if you read it. and in the most gorge girl, Christina came 3rd, AHEAD of FLOPNEY. damn that must burn you Flopney fans. you can’t say she wasn’t eligible because she appeared in one of them, and yet the only one she appeared in was BEHIND Christina. LMFAO! sweeeeet. mwahahahaha.

  4. jimmypee says:

    thats funny, because ‘Stripped’ has already outsold ‘Britney’ worldwide’, ‘and In The Bargain Bin is doing even WORSE than her last album. poor Flopney. ain’t got nothing anymore.

  5. EveryoneSucks says:

    yay go Christina! she deserves it :) and of course, Slutney probably won “Whore of the Year” or “World’s Best Fake Lip-Syncer”.

  6. Jive says:

    Good for Christina!!! But that’s the only award that has meaning. Justin the buffest bloke? That doesn’t say anything about his talent. The award should be the biggest joke.

    So what if Britney didn’t win anything? She came late this year. You people have a pathetic excuse that she’s SLOWLY flopping. Christina deserves the best singer award ’cause she’s the only one who can sing. does the other awards matter? No. Buffest Bloke? You got to be kidding. Top of the Pops is just a show where the stars performs, like Trl.

  7. fingJTallnightlong says:

    WHO ELSE DESERVES IT AS MUCH AS XTINA?! SHE’S BETTER THAN JUSTIN, AND JT IS THE BEST GUY SINGER OUT THERE… WELL CONGRATS CHRIS , YOU ARE GREAT. YOU’LL BE WINNING THOSE FOR YEARS TO COME, WHILE OTHERS GET NOTHING. YAY, JT IS SO *****ING FINE AND HE’S GOT THE NICEST BODY, SO…*****ABLE ;). YEA I SAW J AND X WERE VOTED BEST ALBUM…!IF JUSTIFIED AND STRIPPED CAME OUT IN 2002, THEN NOW OR NEVER MUST HAVE BEEN ELIGIBLE… HAHA FLOPNEY IS SLOWLY GOING DDDDDDOOOOWWWWWNNNNN!

  8. jimmypee says:

    do the other awards matter? what you mean ALBUM OF THE YEAR?’, ‘that Christina and Justin both won, as it says? even though they were out over a year ago, they were still the best, freshest sounding, longest lasting ones. I think THAT award matters, and Flopney was nowhere on that one either. they had to give it to Beyonce because Stripped and Justified were out in 2002, even though that makes it even more impressive than some new album that people hadn’t burned out on yet. flopneys going down.

    LMAO. Britney sold 9 million. Stripped is already over 9.2 million, and has a lot yet’, ‘…to come 15 million? dumbass. it barely sold over 4 million in the US, and flopped in the UK. you think it sold 11 million everywhere else? LMAO. get your head out of Flopneys ass.

  9. amusicfanofsoul says:

    NO ONE CAN’T SAY CHRISTINA DOESN’T DESERVE THIS AWARD…SHE IS THE BEST VOICE OUT AND LITERALLY NOBODY CAN TOUCH HER POWER NOTES. AS FOR GORGE GIRL, I USED TO THINK BRITNEY WAS PRETTIER. UNTIL A YEAR OR TWO AGO. BUT CHRISTINA’S FEMININE FEATURE AND SPANISH FEATURES REALLY CAME THROUGH. I MEAN THE CHICK HAS THE SHARPEST HOTTEST EYES IN THE BIZ…AND HER LIPS ARE JUST SO FULL AND NICE. SHE DESERVES THE TONS OF AWARDS AND HONORS THAT ARE ROLLING IN TO HER LATELY.

  10. JLOVER101 says:

    $HITNEY FANS ARE PATHETIC, IF SOME $HIT CAME OUT TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY IS MORE POPULAR THAN XTINA IN THE ANDES MOUNTAINS, THEY’D BE LIKE OH THEY’RE THE BEST OVER THERE, BUT BECAUSE IT’S XTINA OVER BRITNEY THEY STOOP TO CALL THE BRITS, UK TRASH, COMES TO SHOW WHO’S THE REAL TRASH.

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