Alternative Treatment Suggested For Michael Jackson

Tina Fey reported during her ‘Saturday Night Live’ ‘Weekend Update’ segment last night: “On Tuesday, jury selection for the Michael Jackson trial was postponed when the pop star was taken to a hospital to be treated for the flu. Which is weird, ’cause I would have treated the pedophilia. … Earlier in the week, Michael Jackson’s attorney told prospective jurors that defense witnesses in his child molestation trial could include celebrities such as Elizabeth Taylor, Nick and Aaron Carter, Diana Ross, Corey Feldman, Peter Pan, Mighty Mouse, Cap’n Crunch, a dancing spoon in a top hat, and Larry King.”