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Conan: You look gorgeous.

Mandy: Thank you.

Conan: Yeah, thanks for coming here.

Mandy: Well, thank you for having me.

Conan: Well, thank you for being here. Let's keep doing that for the whole segment.

Mandy: Thank you.

Conan: No, you. Ow! I heard today that you were -- not the movie you're promoting now, but you've been shooting this new movie.

Mandy: Yes, in prague.

Conan: In prague. Which, I've never been to prague.

Mandy: Go to prague.

Conan: Go to prague.

Mandy: Yes.

Conan: Let's all go to prague at the start of the show.

[ Cheers ]

Mandy: People are crazy in prague.

Conan: There are buses downstairs, ladies and gentlemen.

[ Laughter ] We're gonna take buses to prague. Did you learn any -- do you learn to speak any czech while you were there?

[ Speaking czech ] That's "hello."

[ Speaking czech ] That means, "how are you?" Also, I have my little "time out in prague" book, and it has pick-up lines and put-down lines.

Conan: So, lines for you to --

Mandy: Which I haven't memorized yet, but, yes, like pick-up lines because prague is actually has -- is kind of well-known for its night life.

Conan: Right, right.

Mandy: So, obviously, that's when you would be using them.

Conan: So, a guy -- how good would it be for someone to be holding, like, a book, trying to pick up a girl?

Mandy: That's hot. That's attractive.

Conan: What's line?

Mandy: Well, I haven't memorized them yet, but apparently, you can learn how to say, "do you want to try my goulash?" In czech, and that's supposed to be a pick-up line.

Conan: I've tried that line with no success.

[ Laughter ] All through the 1980s I was like, "goulash, ladies?"

[ Laughter ] Wham! What else? Anything else?

Mandy: Oh, goodness. "I lost the keys to my place. Is there room for me at yours?" Like, isn't that a little forward?

Conan: Yeah. It also tells them up front you're an idiot.

[ Laughter ] "I've lost my keys."

Mandy: The nearest -- stay away.

Conan: "Is there goulash there?"

[ Laughter ] That does sound terrible. You didn't really -- you don't have to memorize those, 'cause those would not work.

Mandy: Those would not work, no. No pick-up lines.

Conan: Now, in that movie that you're shooting in prague, there was some nudity, but you don't have to be naked. Is that right?

Mandy: No. I'm quite a modest girl, and that's something that I'd like to stay away from. So I actually had to go through the trouble of picking a butt double. Um -- because --

Conan: You know, in prague, you can just do this, probably.

[ Laughter ] I've learned this is the international symbol.

[ Applause ]

Mandy: For bum?

Conan: For, yeah. For bottom. And if one cheek is slightly higher, you can raise the hand.

[ Laughter ]

Mandy: For some reason, it feels really weird. I don't think I should be doing that.

Conan: No, no.

Mandy: It's like a guy's thing.

Conan: No one should be doing it. So -- well, how do you pick someone to portray your butt? How do you do that?

Mandy: Very carefully. Actually, I received a manilla envelope full of girls in bathing suits facing the wall so you only saw their behinds. And they were standing in high heels, kind of a la a miss america pageant?

Conan: Right, right.

Mandy: Well, not whistling. Why would I want to see that?

[ Laughter ]

Conan: No, I think he wanted to see that, is what happened there.

[ Laughter ]

Mandy: Well, I'll pass 'em on down to you. So, basically, how am I supposed to be objective about women's behinds and what looks like mine and what doesn't? Should I pick one that's better than mine?

Conan: See, that's the thing is, do you want to find a butt that matches your butt? Or, I myself would try and improve on my existing butt. I would try and step up.

Mandy: I did. I think I stepped up to a greater model, or whatever you would call it.

[ Light laughter ]

Conan: The excelsior model. Try our excelsior line. Gleam, gleam.

[ Laughter ] Wow, that's amazing. So, you take -- and then the person did a good job?

Mandy: She felt very free. She actually had to strip down and jump in the vlatava river, which is the river that runs through prague. She did a great job, not that I was watching or anything. But, you know, she did what she had to do and I'm ve thankful.

Conan: No, but others were watching, I'm sure. The crew was there.

Mandy: The 150 male crew members were watching.

Conan: Yeah, "you guys don't have to be here today." "That's all right."

[ Laughter ] "You're two hours early." "That's okay."

[ Laughter ] I was -- I was reading "seventeen" magazine the other day --

Mandy: You read "seventeen"?

[ Laughter ] Interesting.

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Conan: I'm not ashamed to admit it. I was looking for diet tips. And --

[ Light laughter ] No, and you wrote an article for "seventeen" magazine.

Mandy: I did. On 60 things I'd like to do before I turn 30.

Conan: Right. And one of them was, you wanted to get an autograph.

Mandy: An autograph. I've never kind of stood in line and gotten anyone's autograph before, so that's something that's on --

[ Light laughter ]

Conan: Some guy in the audience just went, "conan."

[ Laughter ]

Mandy: Can I have your autograph?

Conan: Yeah, right, right. Yeah, that's okay. I think you probably wanna aim a little higher than me.

[ Laughter ] I'm guessing.

Mandy: No, come on!

Conan: Really? You want mine? All right.

[ Cheers ]

Mandy: Just happened to have a piece of paper lying there.

Conan: Aah. I just liked the pen. Did I get it? It's okay, right?

Mandy: Nice black streak.

Conan: I just licked the pen like an ass. All right.

[ Laughter ] And you'll get the conan special -- huh-huh-huh-uh! Look at that. I tried to make it really cool-looking for you, and --

Mandy: Wow.

Conan: Look how it came out.

Mandy: That's amazing. Thank you.

Conan: Yeah.

[ Applause ]

Mandy: I've accomplished something.

Conan: You know what's sad?

Mandy: A small feat, but nonetheless, it worked.

Conan: I know I'm gonna see that in the trash on the way out tonight.

[ Laughter ]

Mandy: It's all ripped up and in the trash can right outside the dressing room.

Conan: That's a true story that actually happened to me. Like, early on when I first got the show, I went to some event. There was a bunch of people there and one person asked for an autograph, and suddenly, everyone was like, "conan, I want one, I want one, too." And then I was, later on, like hours later, leaving the event, and I saw two of them in the gutter blowing away.

[ Audience aws ] No, don't be sad about that.

Mandy: I'm sorry.

Conan: It's funny.

[ Pained laughter ]

[ Laughter ]

Mandy: Here.

Mandy: Woman in audience: I love you, conan.

Conan: Huh? What the hell?

[ Laughter and applause ] Security.

[ Laughter ] We've a clip here from "how to deal."

Mandy: Yes.

Conan: And help us set this clip up.

Mandy: This clip is basically, kind of -- in the midst of a talk that I'm having with my friend, who I feel is completely disillusioned about love -- my character in the movie just doesn't believe love exists. She feels like a true outsider, and my friend has a very different opinion, so I'm trying to relay my opinion to her.

Conan: Okay, convince her. Let's take a look at this clip from "how to deal."

Mandy: When you meet the right person and you fall in love -- it's like -- it's like everything you though, you though is -- ah! Can you believe it?

Mandy: No. I can'T. Scarlet, come on. You are sounding dangerously close to a hallmark greeting card. Come on, you're gonna let yourself turn into mush over something like sex?

Mandy: Um -- yeah.

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Conan: I feel dirty watching that. I'm too old to watch. "How to de" " opens tomorrow.

Mandy: It does.

Conan: And thanks so much for coming by.

Mandy: Thank you for having me. And thank you for the autograph.

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