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Jay: Good to see you. Hey, thanks for coming.

Britney: Thank you for having me.

Jay: You look great.

Britney: Thank you. Wow, hello.

[ Sustained applause ] Thank you. Thank you very much. Wow.

Jay: Well, there you go. All right, let's talk. Let's talk. Nice to see you again.

Britney: Nice to see you, too.

Jay: You have a birthday coming up, right?

Britney: I do.

Jay: Big party? Do you like the big parties and lavish -- ?

Britney: You know what? I usually love like huge, huge parties. I'm probably just going to have like an intimate party.

Jay: What's intimate, 500, 1,000?

Britney: No, probably like 40 people just come over.

Jay: 40 people, little thing.

Britney: Yeah.

Jay: Do you like surprise parties? Do you like --

[ Jay imitating fanfare ] That pops out of the woodwork?

Britney: No, I don't like that, no.

Jay: See, I'm the same way. I don't like -- yeah, great.

Britney: I get you. I feel you.

Jay: Okay, I want to ask you about something, because you've been coming here five or six years -- a long time.

Britney: Yeah.

Jay: And each year it kind of gets sexier and sexier, as it should be.

[ Cheers ] But I was wondering -- like when I saw this cover of "rolling stone" -- do we have that? The "rolling stone" cover, this is pretty sexy.

[ Cheers ] How are mom and dad -- when that comes out, did you tell dad ahead of time or did you get a phone call? Can you re-create a phone call from dad?

Britney: Yeah, I got a phone call later on. He was just -- you know, he's my dad, and I'm growing up. And so you know girls -- you're coming into yourself, and your dad -- so yeah, I got the phone call. He goes, "you know, britney, we need to -- you know, what are you doing?" I was like, "dad, you know I'm 21. I'm making my decisions now." So yeah, I did get the phone call. And from my paw-paw, too.

Jay: And grandpa? Now grandpas either get more strict or more lenient. How was he?

Britney: Actually, it's really funny. My grandpa, he is getting a little more lenient.

Jay: "Poor girl." It's okay. Now, you are the one person -- every week I pick up the tabloids, and there's always some ridiculous story.

Britney: Yeah.

Jay: And I imagine you're used to it by now. I mean, are there any that are just so ridiculous that they don't even require you --

Britney: You know what? Last week I was supposedly -- I was with a porn star somewhere. I don't know. I was with a girl porn star, and I had od'd on drugs in new york when I was in L.A.

Jay: Did you die?

Britney: No, I didn't die thankfully. Thankfully, I did not die. Thank you, god. Exactly, yeah, they're crazy rumors.

Jay: Do you get a kick out of it, or is it hurtful? Does it bother you, or do you just blow it off?

Britney: I'm to the point now where they're so ridiculous, you just kind of have to blow them off.

Jay: Who was the porn star?

Britney: I don't know. I don't even know who the porn star was -- just somebody.

Jay: You're single now obviously. Now, you're always dating someone.

Britney: You got to hook me up with somebody.

Jay: What do you like?

[ Cheers ] What type of guy do you like? Let's see. Do you like bad boy or good boy? What do you like?

Britney: I think all girls like bad boys.

Jay: You like the bad boy, all right.

Britney: Yeah, the bad boys.

Jay: All right, I'll just make a note. Macho or sensitive? Do you like the --

Britney: Probably both, macho and sensitive.

Jay: So what would macho, sensitive be like?

Britney: I want him to be in touch with himself to take care of you and be the guy, but at the same time, be a little bit scruffy.

Jay: He cries after roping a steer?

Britney: No.

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Jay: When you rope a steer, "I hurt the steer." That would be no, no good?

Britney: No.

Jay: Okay, all right. So somewhere down the middle between macho and good. So that would be a normal guy?

Britney: Yes.

Jay: Three choices, cowboy, musician or executive?

Britney: Oh, a musician.

Jay: Musician, okay. That makes sense.

Britney: Yeah.

Jay: Homebody or traveler?

Britney: Homebody or traveler? Traveler, adventurous.

Jay: Really, you wouldn't like a guy that's always there when you come back.

Britney: No, I think that would get monotonous and kind of boring. But, hey, who knows? Maybe next week I'll be with a type of person like that.

Jay: Like jewel's got that cowboy guy. What's his name?

Britney: I don't know.

Jay: Ty, that's right. He's like this cowboy macho guy. That's too much?

Britney: Yeah, that's not my type.

Jay: What's the oldest guy you would date? Suppose you saw a guy, and you think he's cute?

Britney: I like older guys.

Jay: Excellent. That is excellent.

Britney: I do. I really, really do. The oldest guy I've -- oh, gosh.

Jay: What is the oldest guy? The oldest guy is how old?

Britney: I think -- I think 38 is probably the oldest.

Jay: Damn, I missed it by a year. I'm so pissed. 38. So if it's just the most incredible, hunky, handsome guy, and he's 40 --

Britney: That's cool.

Jay: Oh, good.

Britney: I like that.

Jay: 53?

Britney: That's going there a little bit. That's a little much.

Jay: All right, we'll take a break. More with britney right after this.

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Jay: Welcome back. Talking with britney spears. We're talking about what kind of guy -- so the oldest guy would be 38. What's the youngest guy? What's the youngest?

Britney: The youngest guy?

Jay: Yeah.

Britney: Um -- ooh, 21.

Jay: 21 -- you were gonna say 16.

Britney: No, no, I wasn't -- that's not what I said.

Jay: You went --

Britney: I was like, "no."

Jay: Oh, okay, okay. Well, there's a guy -- how about a guy like that guy over there? Where's that guy there? Would you go out with a guy --

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Britney: Yes. He's very --

Jay: Yeah, well, that's it.

[ Applause ] I don't -- you know, I don't think -- I don't think he's into himself, I think he's into you, that guy.

Britney: Maybe so.

Jay: Well, our audience has some questions for you here. These are people -- we asked them to fill out these cards. Here's one from missy. It says, "what is your favorite indulgence?"

Britney: My favorite indulgence?

Jay: You make a few bucks, you're doing okay. What's the one thing you just sort of splurge -- ?

Britney: I love ice cream.

Jay: Ice cream?

Britney: Yes.

Jay: You don't like it that much, 'cause you're slim and trim.

Britney: No, I do like -- at night I love -- I love it, it's amazing.

Jay: Now, you eat it -- like, do you sit in bed, in the carton, you just -- with the spoon, right out of the --

Britney: That's the best, man, just watch tv, sit back.

Jay: So you don't put it in a bowl, you eat it right out of the carton.

Britney: Mm-hmm, out of the carton.

Jay: You finish the whole carton?

Britney: Not yet.

Jay: Not yet. Here's one from jake, a guy. Typical guy question. "Do you ever sleep naked?"

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Britney: That's a personal question. But yeah, I do.

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Jay: Okay, so -- let's say you're in the hotel and I -- outside the door, I ring the fire alarm. Do you run out?

[ Laughter ] Or do you stop and put something on? Do you just, "oh, my god, I'm in danger" and run out?

Britney: I'd put something on really quickly.

Jay: Okay. Here's one from lawrence. It says, "if you weren't in the entertainment business, what would you like to do?" That's an interesting one, what do you think you would do?

Britney: What would I do?

Jay: Yeah, do you have any other -- 'cause you've been in show business since you were a kid.

Britney: I know. Anything to do with music, maybe. Yeah, definitely.

Jay: That's still show business.

Britney: Maybe -- well, like, maybe like a singing teacher for kids or something like that. That would be cool.

Jay: All right, well, that's not show business.

Britney: Yeah.

Jay: All right, okay. Here's one from brett. It said, "you say you don't like your feet. Why?" And it says "show why." What's wrong with your feet?

Britney: Do you want me to show you for real?

Jay: Yeah, I guess -- what's wrong with your feet?

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Britney: Okay, seriously, my feet are really bad.

Jay: Your feet are bad. You have like nine toes or something?

Britney: No. I just have like the biggest toe in the world and it's really stupid.

Jay: Oh, that's horrible! What -- how can you work with such a deformity?

Britney: It is really bad. Okay, I'm embarrassed now.

Jay: Well, it just looks like a regular toe. I mean, it just looks like a --

Britney: No, but it's just -- this right here.

Jay: Looks more like a thumb, actually.

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Britney: Maybe so. Ha! But yeah, this is my -- I got a new tattoo right here.

Jay: Okay, and what does that say?

Britney: It means freedom right there and there's a butterfly.

Jay: It means freedom toe.

Britney: Yes.

Jay: Now, how about -- what is that on the toe? What is that one?

Britney: This is just a little butterfly. I mean, this is just a little flower right here.

Jay: But it looks like -- was the guy drunk when he did that? 'Cause you can't really see --

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Jay: Mm-hmm, one thing.

Britney: Mashed potatoes and gravy. And ice cream.

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Britney: I don't know.

Jay: What's a good age to get married? What do you think?

Britney: An ideal age? Probably 25.

Jay: 25, so in three years you'll be married with two kids, knocking around a trailer somewhere.

Britney: No!

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Jay: I don't know, I'm asking.

Britney: No, right now I'm just having- no u inyou'll get married? What do in'cause you must think about this, right? That biological clock thing. Woman have that --

[ Imitates clock ticking ] Ticking thing, so you're thinking --

Britney: Yeah. That is kind of -- like 25 would be a cool age.

Jay: 25, so three years from now, we'll be going to the wedding.

Britney: We'll see.

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Jay: How about kids?

Britney: Kids? I'd like to have a lot of kids. Yeah.

Jay: Great let's get together after the show.

Britney: Okay, sure.

[ Light laughter ]

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Jay: Now, you're auctioning off a car? What is this you're doing?

Britney: Yes, I'm auctioning off a car. It's for my charity.