Ben: Christmas. Went back, did the -- you know, was in the gulf for christmas and then flew back right at the end and -- just in time to pick up a toilet seat for my girlfriend.

Jay: Oh, yeah. Jennifer.

Ben: That didn't go over that well. You know what I mean? I thought, you know, it's a famous thing, it should be treated well. You know what I mean? One, two, three.

[ Light laughter ]

Jay: How is your girlfriend? You still seeing that jennifer gal?

Ben: You know, I still am seeing her. She's doing very, very well. Lovely, lovely girl.

Jay: Now, the guys must have -- when you stepped off the plane, they were like, "ooh, it's ben affleck and --"

Ben: And the look of disappointment, like "all right!

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[ Light laughter ]

Jay: Don't know if I would've gone quite that far, but yeah, yeah, that's basically --

Ben: Those are servicemen --

Jay: I understand, I understand.

Ben: I just feel if they can say that, we can put it on the air.

Jay: Now, are you still engaged? How's that going?

Ben: Well, as a matter of fact, I want to make this -- since making announcements on your show has proved to be so fruitful --

Jay: Yes.

Ben: I wand to announce that now that it's legal in massachusetts --

Jay: Yes.

Ben: -- Matt damon and I will be getting married.

[ Laughter ]

[ Applause ]

Jay: You know something, I always knew that. I always suspected that that was a front.

Ben: Yeah.

Jay: Yeah, okay.

Ben: Don't ask, don't tell, but we decided to just go with it now.

Jay: Which one is the -- well, never mind.

Ben: You have to tune in to find out. But it's abc that likes to do televised weddings, right?