Popdirt.com - Reasons Why I Hate Britney Spears (#29319)

ko writes "I absolutely dislike Britney Spears. Let me share my honest reasons. And whether you like these essays or not, you're going to have to put up with this one because it's actually worth reading!

Talent:
Talent and Britney should not be in the same sentence! The girl can't sing for diddly squat! Her voice is annoying. She sings with a funny sounding voice that is completely different than her talking voice which only proves it's a bunch of irritating noises and not singing!

Looks:
Oh where do I begin! She has ugly eyes that are as far apart as California and New York. She has absolutely no lips. Her teeth are fake and are as big as the horizon. Her nose looks like a toucan's even though she's had countless surgeries on it. Her skin is horrible. I've seen better softness on a greasy pizza.

Body:
She has taken too many steroids. Her boobs are flat from where the doctor removes her implants. Her butt is fake which is very obvious. Her legs look like she used them to fill in for the Hulk. She has no curvature. No Hips. I think it's time for a new surgery.

Personality:
I actually love her personality...not! She is the fakest person I've seen in years. Her facial expressions are ridiculous and unnecessary. Which is one reason why she'll never be taken seriously and will always be in Christina's adult shadow. She is dumb! She can't give interviews and looks stupid when she tries to answer as if she had a few brain cells.

Her fans:
Every single one of them are tone deaf. Some of them only listen to her because of her music, which proves they aren't musically educated. Most of them are children and homosexuals. And the one's who aren't children are immature and have no life. And they try to reflect their idol. Which is quite dumb being that she steals most of her styles from other artists including Christina.

It must suck being untalented and unpretty. Too bad. I just hope one day Britney and her fans will grow up and realize there are far better things than her irritating music and career. But it seems it'll never happen."


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