Ashlee Simpson Visits ‘The Tonight Show’

visited ‘The Tonight Show with Jay Leno’ on Tuesday night to promote her new film ‘Undiscovered’, hitting theaters on August 26th. Simpson showed off her see-through blouse, her burping skills, she cleared up some rumors, and they showed her getting Punk’d by Ashton Kutcher. Read on for a rough transcript.

Jay: All righty. My next guest a popular young singer and actress.
She can be seen in the new film “undiscovered” which opens nationwide August 26th. Her new album “I am me” will be in stores in October. Please welcome Ashlee Simpson.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ashlee: Hello.

Jay: How — is it the lights? Or is that a see-through blouse? I’m not quite sure.

Ashlee: It is. You know, but I’m almost 21 so I can do that now.

Jay: That’s right.

Ashlee: I guess.

Jay: Norm, you ever see an outfit like that in Amsterdam?

Ashlee: Ohh.

Norm Macdonald: She’s the first girl that I’ve kissed with my manly mustache.

Jay: Oh, really?

Ashlee: Oh, yes. And it was good.

Norm: Yeahh.

Jay: You’re turning 21.

Ashlee: Yes.

Jay: Okay, so everything becomes legal.

Ashlee: I know.

Jay: Yeah.

Ashlee: You know how exciting that is?

Jay: It’s been a while.

Norm: Exciting.

[ Laughter ]

Ashlee: Yeah, because I go, you know, I go to Vegas a lot to visit my family and stuff and machine.

Jay: Right.

>But somebody always taps me and says, “can I see your I.D.?” So, this is my moment.

Jay: Let me ask you a question. Have you ever used a fake I.D.?

Ashlee: Yes.

Jay: Oh, you have?

[ Light laughter ]

Ashlee: Yes. Yes, yes I have.

Jay: What was the name on it do you remember?

Ashlee: You know, actually I used to use my sister’s I.D., Which is really lame. But they’re like, “Jessica Simpson? You’re Jessica Simpson” but, um, yeah, I used to do that.

[ Light laughter ]

Norm: I do that, jay.

Jay: Yeah?

Norm: I do one where it says I’m 21 so I can get the young girls. I get the young girls.

[ Laughter ]

Ashlee: And then I used to have one that said lou ann. But then there came a point where people were like, “you’re not 21 a I know that.” So I can’t go to those places. But I almost am. October 3rd.

Jay: What’s more important? What’s the first thing yore going to do, drink or gamble?

Ashlee: Gamble. Gamble, yeah. People drink, like, in high school and stuff. But you can’t gamble.

[ Laughter ]

Jay: Norm is shocked. You just shocked Norm.

Ashlee: What?

Norm: They don’t really.

Ashlee: Oh, no.

[ Laughter ] It’s all a lie.

Norm: Because I heard that —

Ashlee: Mom, dad, it’s all a lie. I promise.

Norm: Geez.

Jay: Now, are you a good poker player?

Jay: What do you play?

Ashlee: I don’t even know how to play.

Jay: What do you want to gamble?

Ashlee: I don’t care about gambling. I just want somebody to tap me on the shoulder and say, “can I see your I.D.?”

Jay: Oh, and then you can flash it.

Ashlee: Yes.

Jay: Okay, all right. Now, I was checking up – I put your name in the internet. Just wanted to find out some things. Now, you tell me if these are these are some rumors. You can burp the alphabet.

Ashlee: I can’t burp the alphabet. But I can burp. Would you like to hear it

Jay: Um, well, I — sure, why not.

[ Applaus]

[ Burping sounds ] Well, that’s nice.

[ Audience ohs ]

[ Applause ]

Ashlee: I can burp on cue.

Jay: Certainly did it for me. You know, anything you had going with the blouse just ended right there, really.

[ Laughter ]

Ashlee: That rumor’s true.

Jay: Then I heard you got a a nose job.

Ashlee: Oh, no. I have a big nose. No. I love my nose.

Jay: You have a lovely nose.

Ashlee: I got a hump on it and everything.

Jay: So you never had anything done there?

Ashlee: No.

Jay: Then I heard you were going out with wilmer vander —

Ashlee: Wilmer valderrama.

Jay: Is that the — oh, never mind, okay.

Ashlee: He’s on “that ’70s show.”

Norm: You’re thinking of Wilford Brimley.

Ashlee: No, that rumor’s not true.

Jay: You’re not going out with him?

Ashlee: No. No. He is a dear friend.

Ashlee: Okay. Now you got punk’d recently.

Ashlee: I did. Show. Tell us what happened there. Explain this.

Ashlee: Well, my best friend lauren punk’d me and my best friend Stephanie. And they said that they were going to this art gallery, his brother just died, and da da da da — , I go there and it’s really serious in the room and I’m, like, trying to look at the paintings like “oh,” because he was an artist.

Jay: Right.

Ashlee: And my friend lauren says, “can you set, you know, my jacket down?” So I set it down right next to you a candle.

Jay: Right.

Ashlee: And then the whole place —

Jay: Caught fire?

Ashlee: Caught fire. Water is everywhere. The paintings are ruid. And they’re like, “who stuck this jacket down, you know, on the candle?” And my friend called me out. And she’s like, “she did.”

[ Laughter ]

Jay: And you were very upset, though.

Ashlee: That was the best part of “punk’D.” If you see my face. I’m like, I was crying.

Jay: You were crying.

Ashlee: I was so sad. I was like, “oh, my god, is that what I look when I break up.” When somebody breaks up with me. I’m like —

[ Laughter ]

Jay: I could see why they broke up with you making that face.

Ashlee: Exactly.

[ Laughter ]

Jay: You know —

Ashlee: I need to cry better.

Jay: If you burp and make that face guys will break up with you instantly.

[ Laughter ]

Ashlee: Man.

Jay: Well, show the clip. Here’s the clip of the —

Ashlee: This is all crashed now. Look at this. Look at this.

Ashlee: It’s okay. We’re going to take care of this.

Ashlee: I would have never taken my jacket off.

Ashlee: I know.

Ashlee: This is all crashed now. Look at this. Look at this.

Ashlee: Can I just say —

Ashlee: I think it’s going to be okay.

Ashlee: Oh, my, god! No, you didn’t!

Ashlee: Two seconds. Two seconds.

[ Applause ]

Jay: Now tell us about “undiscovered.” What is “undiscovered”?

Ashlee: “Undiscovered” is actually — I’m really excited about this film. It’s a lions gate film. It’s about people out there trying to become actresses, singers, you know, and just kind of how they live their lives.

Jay: And who do you play?

Ashlee: I play a girl named clea. And I chose this movie because I didn’t want to take on, you know, the lead in a movie. And this girl was a lot of fun to play because I didn’t shower for the two weeks of doing it. And I wore men’s deodorant and I wear no makeup in the movie.

Jay: And burp.

Ashlee: No. I play an aspiring actress. Basically, the best friend to the lead.

Jay: All right. Let’s take a look. Here we go. Here’s the scene.

Ashlee: Want to talk about it?

Ashlee: Talk about what?

Ashlee: Why you’re being an idiot?

Ashlee: This perfectly amazing, talented, beautiful guy reappears magically in your life —

Ashlee: Yeah, and I have a a boyfriend.

Ashlee: You mean the 40-year-old rock star who cheats on you and hasn’t called you in a month? Mm, break me off a piece of that.

Ashlee: I don’t know how to get over him.

Ashlee: I don’t think you fall out of love until you fall in to someone else.

Ashlee: Trading one musician for another? Plus, even if he doesn’t make it luke’s still going to be miserable.

Ashlee: And when he becomes successful and goes on tour you’ll lose him to the road.

Ashlee: Yeah, exactly.

Ashlee: Look, luke’s amazing. But —

Ashlee: But what? You don’t think he’s going to make it?

Ashlee: I asked him once why he kept at it. He just laughed. Said it was the only way he could thank his dad for the piano lessons.

Ashlee: That’s such a line.

Ashlee: I know. Funny thing, though. He meant it.

[ Applause ]

Jay: Hmm. There you go. Good job, kiddo. And the movie opens August 26th.

Ashlee: Yes.

Jay: “Undiscovered” ashlee simpson. Be right back with Pras Michel right after this.

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4 thoughts on “Ashlee Simpson Visits ‘The Tonight Show’

  1. RPL10991 says:

    she is such a man, and a slut like jessica! she can only get other people’s scraps, they just want her cause she is an easy piece of as$. what a ho. AND AS$LEE WE KNOW YOUR NOSE HAS HAD NO WORK, WE CAN STILL SEE THAT UGLY HUGE POINTY HONKER.

  2. lilsongwritergal says:

    I like her nose…….I think she is wayyyyyyyyyy prettier then Jessica.

  3. ihatehilary says:

    did she lip-synch too like hilary?

  4. lilmissperfect says:

    i agree, Ashlee Simpson is soo pretty…the girl who made the first comment was such a *****!

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