Ashlee Simpson’s Goldilocks Breast Size Theory

Us Weekly quotes stating: “I got lucky because my chest size isn’t completely massive. But I definitely have boobs.”

Two Big Problems During Orange Bowl Halftime Show

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “I guess you know they had two big problems during the halftime show at the Orange Bowl last night. Kelly Clarkson’s mic wasn’t working and Ashlee Simpson’s was. [Laughter and applause] Ashlee had kind of a a rough time of it. Halfway through, the crowd was screaming for her to start lip-synching.”

Ashlee’s National Championship Haltime Show Drowned Out By Boos

With their team down 38-10 at halftime of the Orange Bowl game in Miami, fans of the Oklahoma Sooners and perhaps others let their frustrations out on Ashlee Simpson, an easy target since her ‘Saturday Night Live’ lip-synching debacle, during her halftime show performance of ‘La La’, booing throughout. Prior act Kelly Clarkson was spared the booing, though a technical sound volume error had her male backup singer, who sounded awful, drowning her performance out. Both performed live.

Ashlee Simpson Impressed With Jessica’s Physical Makeover

‘Access Hollywood’ correspondent Shaun Robinson caught up with Ashlee Simpson on the set of her debut film ‘Wannabe’, and asked about how her sister Jessica Simpson is looking in her Daisy Duke shorts on the set of her new film, ‘Dukes of Hazzard’. “I’ve seen her in her real shorts and she is looking really good, I have to tell you,” Ashlee said. “She’s been working out like so hard.”

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7 thoughts on “Ashlee Simpson’s Goldilocks Breast Size Theory

  1. DroppedBurger says:

    Oh god we know this whore is just trying to act like she ain’t jealous of her sisters huge tits! I bet she’s sad that her daddy doesn’t desire her manly body….Sorry Ashlee but nobody, not even yo’ daddy would want to touch your man boobs.

  2. pdisfullofidiots says:

    “like so hard?” like, good for like, her! i thought for a second there Jess got some kind of “punk rock” make over like Ashlee did. so, she’s looking hot according to Ashlee. damn, is that whole family creaming over Jessica or what? i haven’t heard that much incestuous talk since my last show.

  3. Kizzardkid says:

    Awww that sucks for Kelly. And good to know that it was JoJo and not Jessica who sang the national anthem … although I don’t know how strong of a voice JoJo has.

  4. cire62 says:

    I saw it. Ashlee sounded TERRIBLE. She deserved to get booed. Next time she shouldn’t leach off her sister’s success and learn how to sing BEFORE daddy gets her a record deal. Kelly sounded good but the tech guys *****ed with the equipment a bit.

  5. JuniorGirl04 says:

    It was good that Ashlee sung live, but she was off key. She’s not a strong singer, but her voice will do…that is, if she hits the right notes. Also, she has NO stage presence. If you’re not a great singer, you’d damn well better be a great performer and she’s not. She’s stiff and wooden and periodically she throws in some off-beat body jerks. It’s not pretty. She’s going to have to learn to perform better live, or it’s all over.

  6. Mable says:

    Father Joe Simpson is getting just a little too greedy. The Simpson’s apparently want two stars in the family, trying to make Ashlee out of a pop star when it seems so hard for her to give consistent good performances. She got away with the acid reflux excuse, what will be the excuse for this? Ashlee needs to give it up. She is lucky to have one star in the family, and will already be able to live a privileged life because of this, so maybe she should go back to school and learn a trade and use her family fame to make the world a better place. She needs to count her blessings and do something commendable, instead of trying to cash in on the glitz and glamor when she has no talent.

  7. VersaceVixen2008 says:

    oh my goodness, I’m so glad to see this! I thought Kelly was lip synching, because you could hear her voice when the mic wasn’t by her mouth, and you could hear someone else that at first I thought was her but then was like OMG she sounds like a guy! I’m glad to know it was her backup singer! he really sucks! lol. but yeah, it was all just really bad. as for Ashlee, god we all know.

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