Bad Back Hits Andre Agassi & Paris Hilton

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “Over the weekend, congratulations to Andre Agassi. What a terrific champion he is. Really played his heart out on his last match at the U.S. Open before he retired from tennis. He retired because of his back. You know, his back just couldn’t take it anymore. The same reason Paris Hilton’s not making any more sex videos.”


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| Posted on September 6, 2006 at 1:46 pm in Humor

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