Beetle Juice Has Nothing Against Britney Spears

Chauncé Hayden of Steppin’ Out magazine caught up with Beetle Juice, who claims he has had sex with Britney Spears. The Howard Stern act said of Britney, “She’s got her own songs. She writes her own sh**. I don’t have nothing against her. She thinks for herself and she’s got all the TVs and shows. I banged her.” He added, “I banged her before. I had sex with her in ’68 or ’69.” Beetle Juice was born in 1968 and then admitted to his lie, “She’s a virgin. I could have banged her in ’68.” Of course Britney didn’t even exist until 1981.