Ben, Jen & Jacko Items Reported On Weekend Update

Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update had items on Michael jackson and Jennifer Lopez last night. On Jacko, they joked, “Michael Jackson was in court this week, where he was being sued for two concerts that he allegedly canceled. The plaintiffs’ lawyers wanted him to answer questions, but the joke was on them, because when Michael took off the surgical mask, he revealed that he didn’t bring his mouth.” As for J.Lo, the reported, “Jennifer Lopez announced that she is engaged to Ben Affleck. It will be the third marriage for Lopez, the first for Affleck, and the last for neither.”