Best & Worst Starring Jessica Simpson

D magazine of Dallas has placed Jessica Simpson on the cover of their Best and Worst of 2003 issue. They write, “Her reality show, ‘Newlyweds’, was certainly one of the biggest stories of the year. It seemed every week brought another headline-grabbing bon mot from the comely chanteuse, whether she was marveling that Chicken of the Sea was actually tuna or she was declining buffalo wings because she doesn’t eat buffalo. It is true that the pop princess moved away from her hometown of Richardson some time ago, so her story is not exactly a local one. But we think you’ll agree: she’s got boobs.” ‘American Idol’ champ Kelly Clarkson also got a mention for Worst Homecoming.