Better Body Armor And Thicker Helmets Needed

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday, “I was reading today about how our troops need better body armor and thicker helmets. No, I’m sorry, that’s Britney Spears’ baby. I’m sorry. … Hey, did you hear about that? I guess child welfare services visited Britney Spears’ house. Her kid had apparently fallen on his head, and the child welfare people told Britney, ‘That’s what happens when you leave the kid on top of the reigerator.’ … That’s pretty shocking. I thought Britney would have dropped Kevin before the baby, but no.”