Big Sleepover Victory Party At Michael Jackson’s House

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “I’m sorry if I’m a little groggy today. I was up all night at the big sleepover victory party at Michael Jackson’s place. Just Jesus juice all night long! … As you know Michael Jackson was found not guilty on all counts yesterday. In fact, the first thing Michael did after being found not guilty was throw away that back brace he’s been wearing. Don’t need that thing anymore! … Of course a lot of people were incredibly happy about the verdict. None of them children … Legal experts say the key was that the defense really didn’t play the race card. Well duh. They didn’t know which race to play. … This trial lasted 14 weeks. Do you realize that’s 6 weeks longer than average NBC sitcom. … After the trial last night, Michael finally got a chance to relax. He went out and had a little Mexican. I believe it was a 14-year-old named Ramón. … Today on the news they showed up in Santa Maria, all the media packing up and getting ready to go home. Yeah, it’s always a sad day when the circus leaves town. … A 31-year-old serial imposter, who passed himself off for a whole month as a a 15-year-old school boy, is being questioned by police in France. 31-year-old pretending to be 15. Well, that’s got to be Michael Jackson’s worst nightmare.”