Blue Stars Turn Ex-Lovers Into Lesbians

News of the World reports Blue stars Simon Webbe and Lee Ryan left two of their ex-girlfriends so upset with their behavior they’ve turned into a lesbian couple. Model Leanne Carr said Simon put her off men for life because he was “a callous rat” who just wanted her for sex, while Louise Glover was so traumatized by Lee’s “cruel jibes” about her body that she resorted to a boob job before becoming lovers with Leanne. “He had a Brazilian!” Glover revealed. “And he even admitted he’d had it done to make his manhood look a decent size! Lee has such a tiddler it would be a miracle if he gave a woman a good time. He can’t be more than five inches. But having a short back and sides downstairs isn’t going to fool anyone.”