BMW Coming Out With Crash Sensing Car

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “BMW is coming out with a new car that takes preventive safety measures. When the car senses that a crash is imminent, it tightens the seat belt, rolls up the windows, slams the sun roof closed and puts on the brakes. Fact is, it does this automatically anytime Lindsay Lohan is near the vehicle. … I guess you know about that, right? Lindsay Lohan got in another car accident last week. She was arrested after crashing her car into a set of bushes in Beverly Hills. Luckily, the bushes were pretty thick, so George Michael and the guy he was having sex with in the bushes, was not injured.”