Bored To Spears

The New York Post is casting a critical eye at Britney Spears after the singer’s choice of clothing for the MTV Bash over the weekend. “I just don’t think she has a gift for putting herself together,” Karen Parr, fashion and beauty director at In Touch Weekly told the Post. As for her return to being a blonde, Parr added, “I just knew she couldn’t keep a hair color that sophisticated. It’s her personality to be blond. It’s like when Pam Anderson took her implants out: she looked better, but eventually had to put them back in. She couldn’t do it – she needed those boobs. Neither of them can be subtle.”