Brit Rockers Fume We’re Not A-Muse-d Celine

The Sun reports British rockers Muse are set to sue Celine Dion after the singer has broken trademark rules and called her forthcoming Las Vegas stage show ‘Muse’. “This is a classic example of a huge music empire trying to crush the smaller bands,” fumed Muse frontman Matt Bellamy. “We fully intend to crack America with our next album and we don’t want to turn up there with people thinking we’re bloody Celine Dion’s backing band. I find her music completely offensive for a start and I’m sure our fans do as well.”