Britney Spears Advises Michael Jackson

Britney Spears hands on chest

In ’ interview with Allure, the singer offered advice for as he faces his child molestation trial. “If he did do those things, I feel sorry for him. I feel like he probably feels alone, and he needs some help,” she told the magazine. “He needs someone to be like, ‘OK, let’s buck you up, let’s give you a mustache, let’s rough you up, let’s go to a bar, let’s get drunk and be a man.’ And if he didn’t do those things, I feel sorry for him. Either way, he needs to get in a fight.”

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9 thoughts on “Britney Spears Advises Michael Jackson

  1. Kiwis says:

    *laughs* her give advice?, like she’s perfect. please.

  2. jazzprofounder says:

    WTF? Britney never makes sense when she speaks. Doesn’t anybody ever tell her to think before she makes herself look silly in interviews?

  3. RobScott says:

    I actually get this. This was her way of telling him that he needs to act more like a regular guy, an average Joe and not some space alien freak who dangles babies off of balconies.

  4. iloveChristinaAguilera says:

    WTF is this??? Is she saying that if he did do those’, ‘things to buck up and get in a fight?

  5. hewi says:

    I see why she is rethinking doing interviews. She appears shallow and overly impressed with her silly opinions. Not a good impression.

    She appears to be an idiot.

  6. twistedpsykko says:

    I think I lost a few good brain cells reading that… he raped a bunch of kids, so he should go kick the crap outta someone?

    I think she was high when she said that. That made no sense, even for her.

  7. Potrzebie says:

    Can you imagine what Briney Spear’s autobiography would be like? (Of course in reality she’d be talking to a professional ghost writer [my sympathies to the poor schmo who gets that job] ). But what if she tried it herself? Page after page of stuff like this; it’d rival James Joyce for incomprehensibility.

  8. Babar says:

    Maybe Britney is telling Jackson to find himself a mature woman (or man!?!) and fall in love and become rough and tough like a man? But then again Britney hasn’t let on what she really means!

  9. fandango says:

    WTF is she talking about? Sounds like she is listening to Kevin way too much. She needs to take a shower.

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