Britney Spears Advises Michael Jackson
In Britney Spears’ interview with Allure, the singer offered advice for Michael Jackson as he faces his child molestation trial. “If he did do those things, I feel sorry for him. I feel like he probably feels alone, and he needs some help,” she told the magazine. “He needs someone to be like, ‘OK, let’s buck you up, let’s give you a mustache, let’s rough you up, let’s go to a bar, let’s get drunk and be a man.’ And if he didn’t do those things, I feel sorry for him. Either way, he needs to get in a fight.”
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*laughs* her give advice?, like she’s perfect. please.
WTF? Britney never makes sense when she speaks. Doesn’t anybody ever tell her to think before she makes herself look silly in interviews?
I actually get this. This was her way of telling him that he needs to act more like a regular guy, an average Joe and not some space alien freak who dangles babies off of balconies.
WTF is this??? Is she saying that if he did do those’, ‘things to buck up and get in a fight?
I see why she is rethinking doing interviews. She appears shallow and overly impressed with her silly opinions. Not a good impression.
She appears to be an idiot.
I think I lost a few good brain cells reading that… he raped a bunch of kids, so he should go kick the crap outta someone?
I think she was high when she said that. That made no sense, even for her.
Can you imagine what Briney Spear’s autobiography would be like? (Of course in reality she’d be talking to a professional ghost writer [my sympathies to the poor schmo who gets that job] ). But what if she tried it herself? Page after page of stuff like this; it’d rival James Joyce for incomprehensibility.
Maybe Britney is telling Jackson to find himself a mature woman (or man!?!) and fall in love and become rough and tough like a man? But then again Britney hasn’t let on what she really means!
WTF is she talking about? Sounds like she is listening to Kevin way too much. She needs to take a shower.