Britney Spears And Christina Aguilera At It Again

Satircal website TheSpoof.com reports that Britney has once again gone and gotten hitched and married to none other than William Hung. Christina is reportedly very jealous, saying, “He was mine first. I dated him. We had sex. There was a video. Now, he goes and marries Britney. It jus’ ain’t right. I am the dirrrrrrty girl. Everyone likes Xtina better, right?” Christina may have said to a group of her homegirls while they were drinking their gin and juice on the East side of Beverly Hills.Britney had this reply, “Oops, I stole him again. He played you for a fool. I am so cool.” Read more.