Britney Spears’ Apology

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “As you may have heard, Britney Spears apologized for attacking a photographer’s car with an umbrella back in February. She just apologized. Timely. Did you see the picture? Remember her with her shaved head smashing the umbrella on the car’s hood? Well, she now says she was just doing it to prepare for an upcoming role. Yeah. I think the role eventually went to Vin Diesel.”