Britney Spears’ Birthday ‘Wedding’ With Paris Hilton

The Daily Star reports that Britney Spears and Paris Hilton will have a mock wedding to celebrate Britney’s 25th birthday (December 2, 1981). “They have been inseparable since Brit’s split,” a source said. “So their chums have started calling Paris her new husband. Paris has even been playing daddy with Britney’s kids. The birthday bash is a celebration of their new friendship and Brit’s impending divorce. They share everything.” One of Britney’s lines in the nuptials: “We don’t need men to take away our pay cheques and self-respect.”