Britney Spears’ Career In Crisis

The Sun reports Britney Spears’ career is in crisis following a decline in average merchandise sales at her gigs and a decline in album sales. A former dancer for Spears told the Sun, “It’s not that she is rude. She tries to be fairly pleasant to most people. It’s just that she’s boring. Her fans are starting to see through that and they are moving on to other artists. The front-row kids are starting to see that she mimes quite a bit at her shows.”