Britney Spears’ Downhill Slide

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Tuesday night, “Of course, you probably all heard the latest news about Britney Spears. Yeah, yesterday, a judge ruled that Britney Spears’ children will be better off if they go to live with Kevin Federline. Yeah, legal experts say it’s the first time a judge has ever begun a ruling with, ‘I can’t believe I’m saying this, but – I looked at both choices, and K-Fed is the proper man.’ … Just think about it. It is incredible. Just a short time ago, Britney Spears was a pop superstar, and she had two failed marriages, shaved her head, flashed her vagina, embarrassed herself on the MTV awards and lost custody of her kids. It’s being described as the biggest downhill slide since the New York Mets.”