Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Friday night, “This Christmas, the average consumer will spend $791 on holiday gifts. $791, yeah. Or as Kevin Federline calls it, ‘All I have left.’ … Speaking of which, this is a — well, I’m not surprised. The other night in Los Angeles, Britney Spears was spotted in a nightclub, and apparently she’d been drinking so much, she threw up. Yeah, Britney knew she was drunk ’cause, when she looked in the mirror, she saw two vaginas.”
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