Carson Daly joked during his ‘Last Call’ monologue on Wednesday night, “Whoa, whoa. Y’all better settle down and behave yourselves, or Britney Spears will come out here and divorce all of you, too. … That’s what got K-Fed in so much trouble, acting a fool like that. Settle down. Well, here’s the latest on the Britney/K-Fed divorce. Just over the weekend, Britney went out and fell in love again. Listen, I think it’s a big step up. She announced this morning that she’s now happily engaged to Larry The Cable Guy. That’s good. Back-up dancer, fake cable guy. Can’t go wrong. … By the way, K-Fed, too, he’s back on the scene in a big way. I don’t know if you’ve seen any of the pictures. He’s been seen all over town with a sexy little blonde, about 5’3″, in the TV business. You might have heard of her — David Spade? They are adorable. They’re the cutest couple I’ve seen all week. … Oh, and the latest on the divorce settlement, if you’re keeping track. It looks like things are gonna work out okay. Britney will be named the custodial parent of the children, and Kevin will be named the custodian over at North Hollywood High.”
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