Britney Spears Feels Old Y’all

The New York Post reports Britney Spears was spotted in the bathroom of the Carlyle Hotel on Friday about 11 p.m., primping with friends in front of the mirror. The singer was overheard complaining, “Y’all, I feel old! I’m 24, y’all. I feel old.” The tipster added that Spears was wearing “a red tank minidress, no bra, and huge platform shoes” and had “nappy hair extensions.” Spears asked the informant, “What should we do in New York? This place [the Carlyle] feels old.” When told the hotel is a local institution, Britney and her pals headed to Tenjune instead.