News satire website Deadbrain.com reports that with tears welling up in her eyes, Britney Spears explained her relieve in learning Saddam Hussein had been captured. “Not many people know this about me, but I’m a huge freak when it comes to politics,” Britney revealed. “If I wasn’t so good at being a totally hot pop star I’d definitely be a senator or ambassador or troubadour or something. So, like, when that ugly bearded guy did that horrible thing on September 11th, it really affected me.” When it was suggest to Spears that she was thinking of Osama bin Laden, she signaled for silence and continued. “That’s what my new CD, ‘In the Zone,’ is all about. It’s about the war zone, and all those poor soldiers who are fighting for our freedom, and eating turkey with the President. And my single, ‘Me Against the Music,’ is really a metaphor about that bad, ugly bearded guy.”
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