Britney Spears ‘Gigantically Relieved’ At Hussein’s Capture

News satire website reports that with tears welling up in her eyes, explained her relieve in learning Saddam Hussein had been captured. “Not many people know this about me, but I’m a huge freak when it comes to politics,” Britney revealed. “If I wasn’t so good at being a totally hot pop star I’d definitely be a senator or ambassador or troubadour or something. So, like, when that ugly bearded guy did that horrible thing on September 11th, it really affected me.” When it was suggest to Spears that she was thinking of Osama bin Laden, she signaled for silence and continued. “That’s what my new CD, ‘In the Zone,’ is all about. It’s about the war zone, and all those poor soldiers who are fighting for our freedom, and eating turkey with the President. And my single, ‘Me Against the Music,’ is really a metaphor about that bad, ugly bearded guy.”

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10 thoughts on “Britney Spears ‘Gigantically Relieved’ At Hussein’s Capture

  1. Xtina-Dirrty says:

    Oh God she’s now officially the biggest laughing stock in the entertainment business. She’s the dumbest celebrity ever too and that’s a known fact. I can’t wait to meet her and ask this one: Britney, will you please touch that electric fence for me. You know let’s see if it is working?

  2. AvrilRocks says:

    OMG WHAT THE HELL…. you say Avril gives bad interviews. well at least she’s not completely stupid and talks about sh** she doesn’t know a thing about. Britney is just braindead. in a week shell give this excuse: “oh I was just having a huge brain fart when I said that” lmao please!! sometimes Britney scares me. its like she has no awareness about whats going on around her. ie:” where the hell is Australia? who is yoko ono? who did that thing on September 11th?”

  3. Hotstar says:

    seriously learn to read…do you understand the word SATIRE!

  4. BadAss4Backstreet says:

    OMG….that’s the most ridiculous thing EVER! She claims to be huge on politics (a senator or ambassador or something…HA…you have to have a brain for that), yet she has no idea who she is talking about here! “So, like, when that ugly bearded guy did that horrible thing on September 11th, it really affected me.” HA HA HA….she says she’d be senator….not with quotes like this! Even our own pres., G. Dummy isn’t THIS stupid! And for the record, she’s not the biggest thing in entertainment….but I agree….the biggest LAUGHING STOCK definitely! How can anyone make comments like this one and still show their face? HOW DARE SHE compare that miserable excuse for an album to a war zone! Granted, I wouldn’t want to be in war, and I wouldn’t want to be locked in a room forced to listen to that piece of crap either….but seriously….DON’T say that your “music” was made as some sort of tribute or whatever she was claiming to our troops and that war….. LORD she’s an idiot!

  5. AvrilRocks says:

    lmao I read the article too fast!lol I thought brit actually WAS that stupid,silly me

  6. JnChrisFan1 says:

    Is this article suppose to be a joke?….that is the dumbest thing I have ever read in my life well along with Nsync supposedly being racist, what a crock of sh**

  7. BadAss4Backstreet says:

    OK, I’m better now….. It’s all fake….. Sorry, I went to the site and realized what it was…..been there before! But seriously, if she ever did that, I’d finally have reason to hunt her down and beat her and leave her for dead!

  8. britoni says:

    How could anyone actually read that and think it was real? It was a joke. I can’t believe anyone though that was real. THINK! Who puts these stupid “articles” on this website?

  9. jojob1987 says:

    Yeah I was thinking the exact same thing. I don’t actually think she said any of this and it’s not the first time. Britney always says how magazines and especially gossip papers or internet sites twist her words to make her sound like dumb blonde. Many of you are single minded and wont take anything else into consideration but whatever, think what you like!

  10. fingJTallnightlong says:

    i wouldn’t be surprised if that worthless piece of sh** actually said that. hahahaha dumb blonde you all know that’s her mental capacity, thinking hussein is bin laden. no-talent whore, you are just like them so don’t compare.

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