Britney Spears Gives Up Sex After Renewing Her Faith

Following her disastrous wedding to Jason Alexander and a string of failed romances with Justin Timberlake, Colin Farrell, and her married choreographer Columbus Short, Britney Spears has given up sex as she renews her relationship with Christianity. A friend of the singer tells the Daily Star, “The last month has brought on this huge realization for Britney. She’s in a mess, but she’s trying as hard as she can to sort it all out. She has now decided to stay celibate for a while and to start going to church regularly. She is also seeing two counselors. She knows she had to do this to get her life back in order. That wedding was not what a good Christian would have done and Britney knew it. Straight after the incident her mother Lynne bought her the book Conversations with God, which made her realize just how inappropriate her behavior was.”