Britney Spears’ Hair For Sale, But Not Worth $1 Million

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Wednesday night, “Britney Spears’ still in the news. Yesterday, Britney Spears checked into rehab, and today, Britney checked out. In other words, she’s all better. … She cut off her hair the other day. Britney Spears’ hair, this is true, is being sold on ebay. The price has skyrocketed to $1 million. But a collector who owns a lock of Abraham Lincoln’s hair says that it’s really only worth $5,000. Yeah. So everyone, just calm down and listen to the clearheaded advice of the guy who owns Abraham Lincoln’s hair!”