Britney Spears Holding K-Fed Back?

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Thursday night, “Britney Spears announced she’s divorcing Kevin Federline. Yeah, after hearing about it, Donald Rumsfeld called Britney and said, ‘I hear you like unpopular guys who are out of work.’ … Got to mention this, though. This is the weirdest thing. It’s a quote, actually. It was reported that Kevin Federline has been telling friends that Britney Spears was holding him back. Apparently, Britney was keeping Kevin from becoming a full-time loser.”