Britney Spears’ Hometown Not Pleased With Wedding

Britney Spears weekend marriage and subsequent annulment to childhood pal Jason Alexander has engulfed the pair’s hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana in an unwanted media frenzy and it has rekindled an old question: What’s she done for Kentwood lately? “It’s embarrassing to have the worldwide media attention with the buildings in such rundown, decrepit conditions,” said Tammy Shaffett, a co-owner of The Hair Studio on Avenue F, the main street that once had traffic and a movie theater. Resident Heather Patterson added, “She should give some of her money to the town. She should help out. I know if I had some of that money I would.”