Britney Spears’ Ideal Post K-Fed Man
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “And Britney Spears said today - it’s in People. They have the whole divorce story in People. She said she’s now looking for a man with that rare quality she hasn’t seen in years - a job. … Well, let’s see what’s going on with K-Fed. Or as they’re calling him now, K-Looking-To-Get-Fed. … Well, did you hear about this? According to The National Enquirer, one of the housekeepers for Britney and Kevin said that when Britney left home, Kevin liked to wear makeup around the house. So apparently, he was Mary K-Fed. … As I’m sure you heard by now, this sleaze ball, Kevin Federline, wants to sell the sex tapes he and Britney made on their honeymoon. Boy, that’s pretty bad. He wants to sell it to the highest bidder. Do you want to see Kevin Federline in a sex video? I’d like to see him in one of those police beating videos.”
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