News of the World reports Britney Spears has told friends she’s in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency to adopt 6-year-old twins from China in what the pals believe is a frantic bid to fill the void left by losing her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to ex-husband Kevin Federline. In addition, the troubled pop tart has spent $50,000 on her own funeral arrangements. “It doesn’t seem that Britney has thought this through completely,” a source close to Britney said. “Adoption and a funeral? The two don’t exactly go hand-in-hand. Paying for a funeral is a sensible thing to do—but not when you’re only 25!” The full story at notw.typepad.com has since been removed.