Britney Spears In Talks To Adopt Chinese Twins

News of the World reports Britney Spears has told friends she’s in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency to adopt 6-year-old twins from China in what the pals believe is a frantic bid to fill the void left by losing her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to ex-husband Kevin Federline. In addition, the troubled pop tart has spent $50,000 on her own funeral arrangements. “It doesn’t seem that Britney has thought this through completely,” a source close to Britney said. “Adoption and a funeral? The two don’t exactly go hand-in-hand. Paying for a funeral is a sensible thing to do—but not when you’re only 25!” The full story at notw.typepad.com has since been removed.