Britney Spears Is Just A Bit Thick, Not Pregnant

Britney Spears’ publicist Leslie Sloane-Zelnick tells PerezHilton.com that the singer is not pregnant again, contrary to recent rumors. “It is 99.99% unlikely that Britney is pregnant,” an insider insisted. “If she is, she has kept it a secret from her mom and her family, which is very out of character for her. And, she more than likely did not tell anyone she was pregnant while shopping at a store recently, but if she did, she was probably just kidding or said that because she felt insecure after all the tabloids have been calling her fat.”