Britney Spears On The Rocks

The Sun reports that Britney Spears looked like a slob as she drifted from one low-budget store to another in Malibu for lunch with jobless dancer Kevin Federline. “I had to look twice – it didn’t even look like Britney. Her hair was a mess and she looked like she was wearing his jeans, they were so long. The only giveaway was her bling-bling engagement ring.” They also featured the singer wearing the same bikini four separate days, calling it the “itsy Britsy teeny weeny pretty stinky pink bikini.”