Britney Spears’ Pop Princess Sex Appeal Is Gone

Steve Tilley of the Edmonton Sun shared his thoughts on after word of the singer’s alleged wedding night panties had been up for auction on eBay. “The bid was up to about $170 before EBay took down the auction, but I naturally imagined what it would be like to win the auction and have Britney’s ginch arrive in the mail,” Tilley said. “Then I realized I’d be afraid to touch them. Literally, genuinely scared of handling an article of clothing that had been in contact with Britney’s own Louisiana bayou. When the thought of handling the undergarments of a pop tart sex kitten in the privacy of your own home only makes you wonder if you’ve got a bottle of that antibacterial hand cleanser stuff around, you know the magic is gone and it’s time to say goodbye.”

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