Britney Spears’ Port-A-Patrol

The New York Daily News reports was backstage in the W Lounge at the Diesel fashion show in Bryant Park when she had to use the facilities. Forming a wedge around her, her bodyguards escorted her to a portable toilet and surrounded it. “Everybody was cracking up,” a spy revealed.

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9 thoughts on “Britney Spears’ Port-A-Patrol

  1. justincaseyestwo says:

    Oh, dear Lord, can this airhead’s head get any bigger. Just add a little bit more helium and the world could be blessed with her floating off into the sunset. She could spend the rest of her life talking funny as she forever says COOL!!!!!! Of course, only birds and planes would have to listen. Pilots would start grounding their planes and the birds would kill themselves but at least she could be COOL with the clouds!

  2. Jace says:

    dude what’s wrong with you’re sick in the head man that comment didn’t make sense AT ALL BRITNEY RULES!

  3. jrtzflyhunnie says:

    oh my god, that is seriously the funniest thing I’ve heard.. someone going to the toilet!! lol

  4. HoneyRain says:

    What do these tabloids do.. get together and agree on some bogus theme to write about a celeb? I guess this weeks theme is “Britney spears’ peeing problems”.. lame. if you’re gonna print lies about someone.. at least make it halfway entertaining.

  5. WaneJessicaSoSoDef says:

    This is almost as funny as the time Christina used the bathroom in a restaurant then came out without washing and started eating, everyone was all disgusted. Or that time she dropped her fork on the floor, picked it up and went back to eating like a savage dog.

  6. babet says:

    Aww….we all know how embarrassing it would be if there was a pic with her taking a leak…… but then again….who the hell does she think she is?? there’s seriously something loose in her head……nobody f**kin cares if she’s taking a piss. I can’t believe she actually thinks she’s someone important… the president or something. big headed idiot.

  7. LiLGrrl3369 says:

    Has anyone ever heard of porta potty tipping? It’s when you wait until someone goes in a porta potty at a construction site or fair or XtinaFan’s shack or where ever else they may be and knock it over. I could never do something that mean and disgusting to anyone, but I think this time would be an exception. Who wouldn’t want to see this self adoring no talent slag’s reaction to getting um..stuff…on her designer clothes and over exposed body.

  8. jimmypee says:

    well she takes a piss on the beach with everyone looking like an utter skank, so why is she being such a diva with all these bodyguards?

  9. promisemewings says:

    Oh sheesh. Sometimes I think the only reason Britney Spears surrounds herself with bodyguards is to make herself look more important than she really is.

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