Britney Spears Pulls One Over On America

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “Uh-oh, you hear about this? Us Weekly says that Britney Spears may have faked her wedding. [Audience aws] How about that? That’s amazing. Britney Spears can fool the American public, but Dan Rather can’t. It’s amazing. See, I’m shocked. That’s why I’m tongue-tied today. I’m so hurt by this Britney Spears thing. I mean, if you can’t trust a a pop star with fake boobs who lip-synchs, who can you trust? You know what I’m saying?”