Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “Big scare this week for Britney Spears. Went to the doctor because of a lump in her throat. Turns out, it’s just Madonna’s tongue. That’s all it was. How many — did you see the MTV Awards where — [ Cheers and applause ] — Madonna french-kissed Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. Now, how old is Madonna, like, 46? What are they, like, 20, 21? Doesn’t Megan’s Law apply here? Isn’t there some kind of Amber Alert when middle-aged people start making out with — am I wrong? In fact, Britney said the worst part about kissing Madonna was for two days she could still taste the Polygrip.”
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