Britney Spears Seeks Medical Attention For Throat

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “Big scare this week for . Went to the doctor because of a lump in her throat. Turns out, it’s just Madonna’s tongue. That’s all it was. How many — did you see the MTV Awards where — [ Cheers and applause ] — Madonna french-kissed and Christina Aguilera. Now, how old is Madonna, like, 46? What are they, like, 20, 21? Doesn’t Megan’s Law apply here? Isn’t there some kind of Amber Alert when middle-aged people start making out with — am I wrong? In fact, Britney said the worst part about kissing Madonna was for two days she could still taste the Polygrip.”

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10 thoughts on “Britney Spears Seeks Medical Attention For Throat

  1. xtinassister11 says:

    that was very funny in bimbo Britney nasty ass tongue kissed that washed up hag that is so gross I’m happy my girl Christina didn’t open her mouth.

  2. jazzprofounder says:

    lol, okay that joke was kinda corny.

  3. weebongo says:

    Leno’s jokes have gotten so bad. He can’t even make a good Madonna one.

    Who knows how many times Christina opened her mouth for it in rehearsal. We know Britney was shy about the kiss but not Xtina. That hag wanted to kiss Madonna every time.

  4. XtinaFan says:

    That doesn’t even make sense. a lump in her throat is Madonna’s tongue? how could Madonna’s tongue be in her throat? it’s not like Madonna left it there or anything.

  5. funtasity1 says:

    It made perfect sense to me. It was like Britney and Christina were kissing their own mother. That kiss was worst the MJ and Lisa Marie Presley.

  6. hotstuff says:

    lmao…Jay you are hilarious. seriously, you feel like you’ve had the worst day, watch their show poking fun @ pop culture, it makes you feel so much more better because no matter how bad your problems are, the whole world knows about theirs (the celebs) its mean I know but hey, that’s the price =P

  7. AiRMERiCAxAO says:

    he needs to shut the f**k up. Don’t ever associate Britney or Christina with Amber’s alert or Megan’s Law that stupid b*tch.

  8. rachel says:

    lol true dat!!!!!!! I personally thought she caught the throat infection from sucking on Fred and Colin, eww gross girl!

  9. XtinaFan says:

    Naw, it’s not. I was talking to Britney’s friend Jenny a few days ago, she’s one of Britney’s closest friends, and she said that it’s disgusting and not true. she’d know. deal with it. especially since it’s all speculation and there is no proof, you must be a 1st grader to say “yes its true.” like its a fact. it’s a fact it’s NOT true.

  10. jimmypee says:

    don’t mind XtinaFan…shes just very slow Christina and Madonna were so hot. they couldn’t keep their hands off each other. Britney was like a third wheel. in more ways than one. must be hard for her to have seen her idol all over the girl who used to be her rival but is now kicking her ass in every way. poor Britney…..mwahahahah

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