Britney Spears Shows Off New Figure

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “I’ll tell you, as if he wasn’t having a bad enough day, when Donald Rumsfeld got in line at the unemployment office, got stuck behind Kevin Federline. … Britney Spears is out showing off her new physique. She dropped 175 pounds — her husband! … As you know, K-Fed now Fed-Ex pretty much. … After little more than two years, Britney Spears filed for divorce. Of course, a lot of people are shocked — not about divorce — the fact that it lasted two years. Really? … I guess Britney realized she didn’t need Kevin to drive her around anymore now that she has the babies to drive. … And you know, Kevin Federline, he was so shocked when he heard the news, he jumped up, knocked the lap dancer right off his lap. Didn’t even realize. … But I wouldn’t worry about Britney. I mean, you know she’s smart. They have a prenup. You know that? They a very tight one. I guess Britney gets custody of the house, the kids, the cars and the bank account. Kevin gets to keep that little hat.”