Britney Spears: Train Wreck Waiting To Happen

Showing up at Joey Morrissey’s weekly party at One with a couple of male friends on Sunday night, a source tels The New York Daily News Britney Spears drank shots from a bottle of tequila and ended up naked in the dancers’ dressing room, trying on their bikini costumes. “She was in high spirits,” a source explained. “[Spears] arrived in a little red dress, but she admired the fishnet [stockings] the dancers were wearing. She went downstairs and tried them on, but didn’t like the way they looked with her dress. So she took off her dress and started putting on bikinis that the dancers wear. She stripped all of her clothes off and was totally naked in the dancers’ room. She came out and got a T-shirt off of one of the waiters and danced like that till around 4 a.m.” The behavior prompted the Daily News’ Robert Dominguez to compare the singer to the late Anna Nicole Smith.