A war in the Middle East? Unemployment in Western Europe? Economic growth in china and India? HUH!! Ooh sorry!! At the very moment, it’s Britney and Christina. First of all, let me say something that will have both Britney and Christina’s over-zealous fans fuming… him! He! He! He!
Ok… point number one… the slut factor… who exactly is the bigger skank… this very puzzling question is enough to make Einstein lose his remaining hair… well… both girls are classical skanks in their own rights… so fans need not be upset at her idol’s level of “ho”ness… however, Britney is a subtle skank, slightly more cultivated and coy.. She understands that coming from a hick town in Louisiana… she needs to make her skankiness real… Christina is the in your face, mama got gang-banged skank where she probably took a couple of lessons from some hookers… however… the problem here is that Christina is as white as hmm sound of music… and her trying to portray herself as an ethnic mama.. It’s just a little too much
Point number two — who’s copying who? Britney came first, this is an eternal truth… Christina came later… her record company must have wanted to get on the teen boom and wham there is Christina… ok… Britney’s first album… Cutesy, crappy, nonsense pop… Christina’s first album-cutesy, slightly less crappy but it’s still of the same mold… even genie in a bottle is the sorority party version of the high school baby one more time… then Britney decided to pretend to be serious and released a “personal” album “Britney” and Christina released her “stripped” album.. Also personal… hmm once again… Christina was seriously taking notes… Dirrty is once again the dirtier version of I’m a Slave For You… come on people… it’s pretty obvious… but then again,., not only did Christina fall under the Britney thing.. So did Pink’s “Misunderstood”
Point three: who is more talented… vocal abilities… Britney is a Geo Metro… while Christina is a classic Mustang… there’s no contest here… but what about the material that they choose? For fans of Christina… this is very very touchy issue but honestly… doesn’t stripped sound like a “compilation” of everyone else’s styles? Come on… you know it’s true….Britney’s three crappy albums may be nonsense but hints of originality managed to show once in awhile… she’s the first one to release a Neptune song.. And the new single “me against the music” is not a classic by all means… not even a good song…but it’s different and that’s interesting… everyone can write two words and earn a co-writing credit and later scream and shout about how much they have “poured” themselves into their music.. Both Britney and Christina are co-writers… so I don’t think any one of them should make the classic “Avril” mistake.
Last point –who will survive the time test? Hmm… Anyone heard of the new Whitney album? And anyone ever stop talking how Madonna’s album is not doing that well? Yes… in entertainment… it’s not always music that counts… it’s a combination of factors that make people keep on wanting more…Britney or Christina.. Who got kissed by Madonna? Both… but who didn’t get the coverage?
I know all you Britney and Christina fans will continue to pull one another’s hair… casting voodoo charms and setting another round of inquisition… but judging from the behavior of the two girls… they are FRIENDS… it’s too painfully obvious that they have a certain amount of friendship.. When they appear together… they just don’t have the “die ***** look” on them… and I honestly don’t think they are good enough actresses to be able to hide their ill-feelings… and I guess this makes their fans even more fanatical ..
That’s all… now you little girls can resume the hair-pulling and sailor-styled swearing, while Britney and Christina are busy counting their mucho mucho dinero…