Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “I guess Britney and Kevin Federline have agreed to a temporary child custody arrangement. Turns out Britney’s nanny will get the kids during the week, and Kevin’s ex-girlfriend gets them on weekends. … I think that’s how it works. And Britney Spears said that her new year’s resolution was to stop biting her nails. Well, thank goodness. You know, when I saw that photo of her getting out of the limo on the internet, I couldn’t believe how her nails looked so bad. I was shocked. I was shocked to see how chewed up.”
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