Britney, The Road To Hell Is Paved With Trouble
Jenny Colgan of The Scotsman says she’s “a bit worried about Britney Spears.” Why? “The problem is that Britney is now so unbelievably famous, she’s Liza Minnelli,” Colgan explained. “She’s going to be famous for her entire life, whatever she does. If she hides away there’ll be ‘depressive recluse Britney’. If she keeps on making music, she will fail – it looks like this album is going to be a stinker. If she gets married the tabloids will hound her till it finishes. Her acting career is going nowhere – ‘Crossroads’ was only saved from winning all the awards for worst movie of the year by the other pop tarts, Madonna in Swept Away, Mariah Carey in Glitter and J-Lo in Gigli – and the horrible book she ‘wrote’ with her mum, ‘A Mother’s Gift’, didn’t really give Swan by Naomi Campbell a run for its money at Waterstone’s. In fact, her only hope of redemption is to go through a ‘drugs and drink hell’, prostrate herself completely, do lots of confessionals, find God again, then attempt the sympathetic resurrection. It’s a high-risk strategy.”
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