Brits Call For Kylie Minogue And Robbie Williams

The Sun reports Brit Awards organizers think and may hold the key to making the February 17th show go with a bang. “It is often a big success when two very popular people host it together. Robbie is loved by the nation so would be perfect,” a source revealed. “The only problem is he doesn’t need to do it. His profile doesn’t need raising and he’s unlikely to have an album to plug. Robbie is exhausted from his tour and wants to have a good rest next year. Kylie might be persuaded to say yes if Robbie agreed.”

Kylie’s Meal Minders

December 9, 2003 – The Sun reports Kylie Minogue has confessed she employs staff to tell her when to have meals, because she often loses her appetite. “My problem is that I forget to eat in stressful situations,” she explained. “Without these people, I’d have serious problems getting enough calories to cover what I need when I’m on tour.” The Australian insisted she doesn’t have an eating disorder though.

Robbie Williams Named Europe’s Biggest Star

November 26, 2003 – The Sun reports a new survey has named Robbie Williams the biggest star in Europe. The Europe Music Census, compiled by TV channel Music Choice, also found that the singer was the only pop act in the UK top five. Williams was followed by Coldplay, Radiohead, Eminem, and Shaggy. “This first European Music Census suggests that Europeans, and particularly us Brits, are starting to tire of the stream of manufactured pop acts that record companies are producing,” a spokesman for the survey remarked. “The music industry will need to start signing and promoting credible and talented acts in order to keep up with changing tastes and reinvigorate interest in the charts. Rock is back and it is packing a punch.”

Robbie’s ‘Commando’ Joke Leaves Tailor Displeased

November 25, 2003 – The Mirror reports Robbie Williams has been annoying his tailor every time he visits to measure him up. “Robbie thinks it’s really funny to go commando,” a source revealed. “When the tailor asks him to drop his trousers, the boy’s shlong slaps about in front of him – much to Robbie’s amusement and the tailor’s displeasure.”

Robbie Wants To Swing Again

November 21, 2003 – The Mirror reports Robbie Williams wants to release another album of swing classics following the success of ‘Swing When You’re Winning.’ “I played these songs at a little gig I did in Berlin three weeks ago and I really enjoyed it,” Robbie told Radio 2. “Now I’m determined to do more of those great swing songs. We only did the show at the Albert Hall and now I want to tour with it. I hope you will all come.”

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