Bubbles Was Asking For It

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Thursday night, “In a new interview, Michael Jackson’s former brother-in-law says that he once saw Michael doing inappropriate things to his chimp, Bubbles. Yeah, after hearing this, Michael said Bubbles was asking for it, ’cause he was dressed like a whore. … Nothing worse than a chimp that dresses like a whore. Speaking of Michael Jackson, this is a very strange twist on this whole thing. Jay Leno has been subpoenaed as a witness in the Michael Jackson trial. This is true. So Leno may be banned from doing Michael Jackson jokes in his monologue. Yeah, as a result, Jay Leno has been put on suicide watch.”