Calvin Harris Deals With ‘The Abraham Lincoln Of Unutterable Pain’

checked in with fans on his blog at MySpace (@calvinharris) on Thursday (September 18), still recovering after having his tonsils removed. The Scottish singer songwriter and producer writes:

What is wrong with Channel 4?!

Why are they so desperate for us to watch ‘The Family’??? It looks totally sh**. Really really bad. Pointless too.

I’ve never watched so much TV in my life as in the past week. But still, I made sure I avoided that.

I had my tonsils out last Tuesday and since then I’ve been in the most pain I’ve ever been in in my life, easily. I’ve developed what I call ‘The Abraham Lincoln Of Unutterable Pain’ which is a strip of intense pain that runs from ear to ear under my chin, much like Lincoln’s beard. Good, except the pain also encompasses throat, neck and tongue.

It’s not very funny I agree, but sadly I have also lost my power of mirth.

Anyway, the pain has begun to subside a bit, allowing me to write this, absolute pointless time wasting sh**e.

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One thought on “Calvin Harris Deals With ‘The Abraham Lincoln Of Unutterable Pain’

  1. dude says:

    poor Calvin Harris… good thing he doesn’t watch too much TV or he’d be another couch potato

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